I always have my camera at the ready to capture the hilarious Chinglish I see throughout my day. Here is a random assortment of things I’ve seen recently.
It's Chinglish Time Again!
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“Do You Like Bread?”
I passed by a friendly woman whose family I buy fruit from and stopped for a minute to chat. She was standing in front of a cooler she had dragged out from her store a little down a side street and she was selling cold watermelon cut up into containers
100 Years of the CCP and All I Got was This Lousy Light Show
Okay, I click-baited you with that title. It wasn’t a lousy light show at all, it was quite spectacular but “…and all I got was this spectacular light show” isn’t how the t-shirt goes, so there you have it. So yeah, July 1st was the 100th anniversary of the founding
What kind of animal will Nibbles Grackers be? Perhaps a grackle? Is “gracker” a portmanteau word made from “graham cracker”?
The world is waiting for answers to these and other vital questions.
I was thinking like a hedgehog, or a dragon. And someday I hope to know enough Chinese to be able to read the original packaging and figure out what they are really trying to say!
Blandy goes well with Vodk-eh.
Ha ha ha.
nerd.
I think if you do make him (sounds like a him) a character you’ll have to get rid of one of the S’s. Both Nibbles Gracker and Nibble Grackers flow better than Nibbles Grackers.
As to the creature, why not a Giant or Red Panda?
or, just cause the name: Inquisitive Shrew Mole
or a kiang, the largest of the wild asses. You always have to be careful of those wild asses.
(Someone’s been spending a bit too long on Wikipedia.)